sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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