I can't watch pbs sober anymore
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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