i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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