i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
