found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So much Jack, so little girl.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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