Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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