yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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