aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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