Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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