4 words: hood of his car
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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