I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
handjob tips. give me some.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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should my penis look like a turkey
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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