jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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