My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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