I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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