Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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