You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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