Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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