Need sex. Gaining weight.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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