Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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