I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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