I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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