drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
