Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
