he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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