Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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