How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
i need some magic done to my vagina
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You almost got us killed.
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