My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
ok first of all what the fuck
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