Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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