Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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