dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
