We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i need some magic done to my vagina
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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