I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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