Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I haven't been this sober since birth.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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