Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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