I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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