She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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