I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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