i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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