Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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