I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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