I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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