Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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