btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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