the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
