so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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