we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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