She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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