Ambien. No doubt about it.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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