Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
well you can't waste a boner
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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