Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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