I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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