can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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