some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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