hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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