I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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