remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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