sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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