Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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