return my video game
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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