Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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